Fun You Can Only Have In Howard County; If You Like Twitter Humor, Follow Colonel Gateway

Back on duty on this fine December day, my sword freshly polished and my beard freshly chiseled. pic.twitter.com/KcKrY2IqLS
— Colonel Gateway (@ColGateway) December 1, 2014

My new favorite Howard County joke is the Colonel Gateway Twitter account that I just discovered today.

I've said before that I spent years thinking there was a road off Rte 175 called Colonel Gateway.  That's because there is a sign on Rte 175 that says "Col Gateway."  As if anyone ever abbreviates "Columbia."

Now, there is fun to be had.  Someone has created Colonel Gateway.  He is tweeting about Columbia and posing at local landmarks.  That's fun that you can only have in Howard County.